You Know, For Kids!

Did you know that Ellen DeGeneres, whose toxicity as a boss and person has been WIDELY reported, not only has an animated children’s series about herself as a kid, but that HBO Max’s JUST LAUNCHED ITS SEASON?! Well, it’s true, and it’s the inspiration for today’s topic: what’s the -worst idea in this vein? Choose another scandal-plagued star, and build a wildly ill-conceived kids’ cartoon show around them. (Note: in thought experiment, unlike , your chosen person will not get paid for the project.)