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😘Thank you, dear listener, for being here. And since you ARE here: did you know that we very literally could not make this podcast if not for the support we receive on Patreon? It’s true: the ads you hear, even for national brands you know, make us negligible amounts of revenue. Without the Patreon, we would not still be here.

If you joined during our last campaign back in 2020, we’re so grateful you did and that you’ve remained. And we love making podcasts for you so much that we want to do EVEN MORE. So we’re making changes AND offering new stuff we hope will draw in listeners who still haven’t joined us on Patreon.

First, we’re sunsetting the $2 tier. If you’re on it, you’ll be grandfathered in (see how below), but from now on the pledge minimum is $5 a month.

Also: with suggestions that listeners like you have made on Twitter, Discord, and email, we’ve assembled a plan we’re very excited about. Let’s dig into it.

A Bendy, Flexible Second Show!

👯‍♀️We thought about how we wanted to offer more Podcast Stuff while keeping things relatively simple on Patreon and here’s where we landed: a second weekly Extra Hot Great episode for supporters of the show!

While we currently have Extra Extra Hot Great, our mini bonus episodes that drop on Fridays, what we are envisioning is a big juicy second episode that’ll drop in time for a weekend listen. It’ll be familiar but unique, mixing in your recent suggestions, putting a twist on some classics, and running some experiments, too.

So What’s The Show?

📺We’ll start with a lead topic. Maybe it’s a second big show of the week or a season-end revisit; perhaps something thematic like Bad Wigs Week, or maybe we got transported to September 1996 and go from there. We’ll then fold in Extra Extra Hot Great topics as extended Extra Credit-style segments. If you’re at the $2 level, you’ll still get the EEHG chunk on your feed. If you want the WHOLE Friday episode, just kick up that pledge.

That’s the base of the show and where we go from there depends on you! The more support we can generate, the more we offer. Here’s what on tap:

More Us 🙋🏼‍♀️ 🙆🏻‍♀️ 🤦🏻‍♂️

• More Canons: You want more Canons! You also want different size and style Canons! All this is possible with our second Canon segment of the week.
  • Pick from our list of ready-to-go Canon arguments? You can do that.
  • Submit something for a Tiny Canon like The Fist Pump Canon celebrating those hell yeah moments? You can do that. You can do that in audio. You can do that in text.
  • Submit a Tiny Canon concept?! You can do that. You can finally do The Trash Canon for that best episode of a show that’s probably never going to see The Canon (hi Royal Pains)
  • Make a Canon argument without the muss and the fuss of doing the work! Submit a helpful, short, bullet point list and force a panel member of your choosing to be your Canon Champion for your favourite episodes.
• The Not Quite Winners and Losers Of The Week: Cherry-picked industry talk generated from the 20+ winners and losers we don’t pick in the main show. Plus we’ll toss in some servicey news to keep you in the loop on what’s coming up in TV land.
• The Most Awesome Thing I Watched On TV: Kim Reed returns with the creme de la creme report each month!
• Three Of These: Limited run mini-series looking at three special episode highlights and lowlights of special series (hello, The Littlest Hobo)
• The Mademoiselle Caroline Report: What’s our favorite French person watching?
• The Extra Hot Great Greats: A big year end The Tubeys-style award show. Big category awards but also a celebration of the extremely specific (Best Performance By An Inanimate Object!) and the extremely terrible to boot. Add your nominations and vote!
• This Week In Historical TV Guide / This Week In Historical Entertainment Weekly: A drill down on the pop culture world that was.
• EHG Minis Throwbacks: After-Credits throwbacks with the currently vaulted 600+ EHG Mini episodes
• Remastered EHG Mark I:* segments and episodes of EHG Mark 1 delivered to your Patreon feed (*when possible, some source files are lost and only the release version is available)

More You 🐶 🦍 🐙

• User Shout Outs: wish someone a happy birthday, promote a good cause, or ask Dave to play that clip you like. Here’s your 15s of fame.
• Forceningers Pool™: Every $5 of support gets you one ticket to be the person who forces us to watch an episode of TV of their choosing each month — including making Sarah watch something off her VERY long to-watch list. Do your worst!
• Ask EHG: Need recs? Need closure? Need that recipe someone mentioned? Need anything at all? Ask us anything at #askehg (Twitter, Discord, Web, or voice).
• Program EHG: Pick a theme and program as much or little of the show with Producer Dave
• Chatter: Non-TV recs/reviews/talk from the gang once in a while

More You + Us 🫦 👀

• Listener Game Time: Game Time is always Listener Game Time! Put your hat in the ring and get ready to flex that big juicy chess club brain of yours against fellow listeners.
• Be Our Guest: A high-level perk for those who know their way around a mic and TV. Come on the show to chat, submit a Canon and play Game Time!
• Weird Shit Theatre: Nominate weird TV shows, vote them up and let’s watch them together on Zoom!

Stretch Goal Awards 📏

• Drunk Dave Call-In Show: This is probably a bad idea. Discuss TV with Dave. Drunk Dave.
• TV Game Night: Join us for an all-TV night of trivia fun and creative mayhem over Zoom.
• Stickers: Exclusive ‘free’ stickers and geegaws.
• Sound board: Download on-air clips for ringtones or assorted mayhem we don’t need to know about.

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