Would We Rather Go To A Pee-Pee-Soaked Heckhole Than Cape Fear?

Apple’s latest book-to-movie-to-series adaptation is Cape Fear, with Patrick Wilson and Amy Adams as married lawyers with A Secret, and Javier Bardem as the recently exonerated man who might know it and is making their lives hell as a consequence; we tell you if it manage to improve on the “Cape Feare” episode of The Simpsons. Ask EHG dares us, among other things, to suggest tenuous TV tie-ins to the World Cup and state how far we are willing to take our convictions on toilet paper roll orientation. Dave pitches Real Bread from Hacks for induction into the Tiny Callback Canon. Then, after naming the week’s Not Quite Winners And Losers, it’s on to some sticky situations in Vandy’s Extra Credit. Treat yourself to a microdose of whatever you favor and join us!