Traveling To Blue Mountain State

Dave 0:22 This is the Extra Extra Hot Great Podcast, Episode 409 for the May 16th, 2026 weekend. I am Dick, I mean Pancake, David T. Cole. And I'm here with Breakfast Manhattan, Sarah D. Bunting. Sarah 0:41 I feel very seen. Dave 0:43 And Dickless Liar, Tara Ariano. Tara 0:45 I mean, no one can tell the truth all the time. Tara 0:57 Welcome to Extra, Extra Hot Great for another weekend. Thank you so much for your support. And thank you to everyone who has submitted to the Forstening Pool. This is a right that every member of the Extra Hot Great Club has. We do one of these a month, drawing from your submissions. Some of them great, some of them diabolical. This one was somewhere in the middle. It was submitted by, well, let's get into it. Dave 1:24 Diagradable? Tara 1:25 Yeah. We're talking about Blue Mountain State season three, episode either one or two, depending on where you look. Title is Dick Picks. The fictional Blue Mountain State College is home to the Mountain Goats football team. I assume the guys sometimes play, but in dick pics, everyone has a different pastime. When an errant dick pic reaches the wrong recipient, it touches off a dick-scussion about what that particular pic signifies, how effective the texting of dick pics is as a courting technique, and how destabilizing it can be for a community when someone engages in Dick Pick Fraud. The episode was written by series co-creator Eric Falconer and directed by John Fortenberry, whose extremely prolific career includes all 12 episodes of The Ben Stiller Show. As to why they forced us to watch this, Lincolnberry writes, originally aired on Spike TV in 2011, this college football sitcom episode features a pre-reacher Alan Richson as well as Ed Marinaro, Hill Street Blues, and Denise Richards caught up in sexting hijinks. I think it'd be fun to hear your takes on how television depictions and broader pop cultural understanding of college football, campus Greek life, male friendship, homoeroticism, and sexting have or haven't changed in the roughly 15 years since this episode aired, plus discussion of Richardson's performance as Thad Castle. Tara 2:54 Let's do the gen check-in. Sarah, should our listeners watch dick pics? The episode, not the thing. Sarah 3:00 I thought it did a lot of things well. There were things about it that I found very impressive, and yet probably not. Like, this discussion will probably suffice, but I don't think you would hate watching it. I liked it, but I'll still say no. Dave 3:16 Dave, you know, that meme of the guy watching cricket with his arms crossed. That was like me going into it because I only knew it was about jocks and God, the opening credits. I'm like, oh, I know. No, thank you. Sarah 3:27 Oh, God. Dave 3:28 Two ladies eating a banana between them. That kind of stuff. I watched it. I'm like, all right. Like, I'm not going to keep watching it. But I was like, I was expecting this to be a one and a half affair. And it ended up being like a three and a half out of five sort of show. I wasn't angry. I watched it. Most of the good stuff comes from Reacher. So it was nice that I knew him from his subsequent product. I would say, yeah, watch it. I'm on like just on the flip side of where Sarah is. Just equidistance from the knife's edge, I would imagine. Tara 4:00 I agree with you. This was certainly not what the credits gave me to understand. And the fact that it is a Spike TV original from the early aughts does not fill one's heart with hope. but it did do some things I was not expecting and was like stealth more. It was like a Trojan horse of enlightenment for the audience of Spike TV. Dave 4:25 For Spike TV. Tara 4:27 Yes. Dave 4:27 I don't want to use the word progressive, but for Spike TV, it was sufficiently for me, non-manosphere-y. Tara 4:35 Yes, that's a perfect way to put it. Yeah, I don't need to watch more than this, but I wasn't mad. Sarah 4:39 Yeah, this is a network that aired Campus PD. Paren's complimentary. The credits, you really think they're not satirizing anything. They just want to do this. But I think actually maybe they are satirizing that sort of Spike audience, audies, cool girl, pro porn vibe that Spike had always. So yeah, I was impressed. Dave 5:05 I don't know where the timeline is, but the credits gave me big Girls Gone Wild. Tara 5:09 Oh, yeah. Sarah 5:10 Yes. 100%. Dave 5:11 Is that what it was called? The Girls Gone Wild. Tara 5:13 Oh, yes. All right. I'm going to go through the plot. You guys can jump in. So we start in a meeting with his staff, his literal staff of employees. Tara 5:22 Coach Marty Daniels, that's Ed Marinaro, is distracted by a barrage of texts that Coach John John Hendricks correctly guesses are nudes from Marty's wife, Deborah Denise Richards, who he seems to have recently reunited with. Before John John leaves Marty to reciprocate in privacy, he shows Marty how to use the camera on his new smartphone and advises him to make sure he doesn't get his face in the shot. And he doesn't, but I guess a message from starting kicker Harmon Tedesco. Tara 5:50 Played by James Cade, was next to Debra's on Marty's phone because Harmon is the one who ends up receiving Marty's dick pic, immediately recognizing the sender because even though Marty's face was not in the shot, his giant gold watch is and he is still wearing it when he comes out of his office into the locker room later harm's trying to understand why he has been sent this shot linebacker and team captain thad castle that's alan richson aka reacher is very confident in his answer clip one it's a dick pic he wants to bang you duh. Tara 7:00 Thank you. If it's not working, it's because you're not doing them right. So just a sidebar here, because I was shocked to read it and it was fascinating. We hear the voice of team mascot Sammy Cacciatore in the scene he's behind the bar. He's played by Chris Romano, who also co-created the show under the credit just Romanski. He looked familiar to me, so I looked him up. He had a recurring role in How I Met Your Mother. But here's what else I found on his Wikipedia entry, Sarah. He, quote, claims that he and his family were Lebanese-American, not Italian-American. and in the Witness Protection Program. According to Chris, his father, Nicholas John Romano Shaheen, a.k.a. Johnny Kuhl, was the most prolific arsonist in the history of Massachusetts in the 60s and 70s and had struck a deal with authorities to turn states' evidence in return for protection. This is corroborated by the court case Commonwealth v. Nicholas K. Shaheen, which occurred in Massachusetts between May of 1982 and February of 1983 and led to an agreement between the state of Massachusetts and a witness. It's stated in the court documents that witnesses exchanged testimony regarding previous activities as an arsonist for protective custody. So how's about that for a footnote in a showbiz person's career? I know, crazy. Sarah 8:17 Dang. This is like discovering something in the Exhibit B archives. It's like, oh, this is a crime war written by the son of the guy who Woody Harrelson's hitman father murdered. Tara 8:29 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I guess Chris Romano was confident no one was going to find him on Spike from 2010 to 2011. Anyway, back to the episode. When center Donnie Schraub, played by Rob Ramsey, says that dick pics don't work, Thad says that's me and you're not doing it right, as we heard. And like the good captain he is, he leads his teammates in a dick photography workshop clip two. Sarah 8:53 The main thing to consider when taking a dick pic is what do I want my penis to say? Tara 9:13 Oh, that's desperate and sad. Yeah, very farvish. That's because I didn't try. Sarah 9:20 The key is effort, gentlemen. Me, I. Tara 9:32 Since your hand is going to be in the shot, you'll want to spruce it up a bit. Sarah 9:37 The watch from a giant box of chick with big cans in the quad this morning. Dave 10:28 Does, it will be magic. The best part of that scene is Reacher shuffling after he pulls his pants down. He has to go to and fro to his photo spot and then going back to let everybody review the results. He does it a few times and it's funny each time. Tara 10:47 Yep. Sarah 10:48 This is also a really good clip because it illustrates both of the things that I liked best about the episode. First of all, that this Richson performance is serving Matthew Lillard, but I like it. It's perfect. Just the way that he inhabits space, drinking a Manhattan with cereal in a later scene is just extremely Matthew Lillard in SLC Punk and elsewhere. And it's just like, I almost couldn't believe that that was Reacher. It's wild. And it also kind of implies what goes through the whole rest of the episode, which is that they don't waste any time homo panicking or even nodding to the idea that this is an extremely manosphere-coded environment and premise on a manosphere-coded network. But they're just not going to do that. They're just going to skip over that and get to the comedy and let the plot unspool. The way it does, and they don't waste any time with like, well, not that I'm gay or anything, they just do the story. And I was not expecting it to be that bearable in that regard, being real. Tara 12:04 I agree. When QB Alex, Darren Brooks, says he's just going to take Julie to dinner, Thad shrieks that dick pics work and he's going to prove it. So then he puts his dick where his mouth is, as it were. After Alex is asleep, Thad sneaks into Alex's room, takes a pic of his own dick on Alex's phone and texts it to Julie, Michelle Argyrish, the girl who wants Alex to put in some effort in trying to hook up with her. Alex finds out this has happened the next morning, confronting Thad over the aforementioned breakfast Manhattan and mixing bowl of cereal. But Thad is right. Julie appears, kisses Alex, and tells him no one sent her a picture like that before. It was so direct and, she feels, exhibits show so much effort. I'm not sure how, but they hook up. However, Alex can't just appreciate where he's ended up with her, telling Sammy over breakfast that he had to break it off because he couldn't date a girl who would sleep with him after receiving a dick pic from him and then this happens clip three nice dick some stranger, here are your dicks oh i mean pancakes what's. Tara 13:24 Did she mass text that picture? She must have really pissed her off. Indeed he has. The dick pic starts making news, including on sports radio. Thad refuses to take credit and steal his teammate's glory. Somehow, meanwhile, Debra has figured out that Marty texted his dick pic to someone she assumes he is cheating on her with and uses his phone to send Marty's, quote, whore a shot of her own crotch. Then Alex is named Idiot of the Day on the crazy Nick and Lardass show for, they think, mass texting his dick to everyone on campus, though they do acknowledge it's a beautifully shot penis. Harmon receives Debra's cross shot, identifies it from her outfit, and gets even more confused. Donnie says Marty and Debra must want a threesome, so Harmon should send a dick pic back. Meanwhile, defensive back Larry, played by Omari Newton, has identified Thad's crank in the pic from the dozens of times they have showered together, and can't believe Thad isn't bothered that Alex is getting all this attention for Thad's dick. Thad then decides he is bothered, so he and Alex go on the Crazy Nick and Lardash show together, where Thad reads a prepared statement, clip four. Sarah 14:34 I'd like to clarify the controversy surrounding a certain picture you've all been talking about. Tara 15:08 There's a perfectly good explanation. I'm sure there is, but unfortunately we're out of time. a minute. Julie runs with this, saying Alex is dickless and probably had sex with her with a dildo. This theory snowballs. Clip five. Then Marty confronts Debra about a dick pic he received, assuming she sent it and that it belongs to the guy she's cheating on a hem with. Debra calls him an asshole and he takes a photo of his asshole and sends it back. Harmon is confused and upset to receive it, saying the dick pics are turning everything upside down and someone has to step up and make things right again. And then when everyone is fucking up at practice, Marty finds out about the dick pic epidemic and shares his wisdom, lipsticks when did it get so complicated huh I've been sending pictures of my. Sarah 16:11 Yeah in the 80s I mailed polaroids and it sucked because let's say you were playing in Detroit on Saturday night you ought to get that picture in the mail on, Buy her a box of chocolates. Wear a bow tie. I don't care what you do. Tara 16:52 But no more dick pics. The idea of planning ahead with your dick Polaroids to get them in the mail. I just imagine him with his day planner out, like, send it to Cherry. Dave 17:06 I was also expecting some sort of fax strat for dick faxes, facts of dicks. Because you really have to be careful when you send it to ensure that the person who's going to first see it is your intended recipient. Tara 17:20 True. Sarah 17:21 Couple cover sheets necessary there. Tara 17:25 Sammy thinks the solution is for them all to send honest dick pics like he does face and balls mass texted to a whole school and he seems to be right when Julie shows up telling Sammy that even though she ignored all his previous shots and considered calling the police she now knows he's the only guy on campus she can trust and they make out. Because Marty pointed straight at Harmon at practice when he said, wear a bow tie, Harmon shows up at Marty and Deborah's with nothing under his trench coat, but a bow tie and finds out he has misapprehended the situation. Marty drives Harmon back to school, asking him to delete all the compromising pics of himself and Deborah. Marty then follows a crowd of pointing girls to a giant poster of all the guys naked, above which is written, we are football players. These are our dicks. Harmon thinks the dick pic era isn't over. It's evolving into its next phase. Admiring the poster, probably because he's the one we see the most of and the only one who tanned before the shot was taken. Thad has the last word. Clip seven. Yeah, you've got a handsome wee-wee, Moran. I don't even know why you needed me to send mine in the first place. Tara 18:33 That's the episode. As we said up top, this show is not for everyone. I definitely expected it to be more misogynistic. We do see Alex rejecting Julie because he judges her for being enticed by the dick pic, but I don't think we're supposed to agree with him. And basically everything that goes wrong is fallout from his hangups, which is also, again, a surprisingly progressive-ish tact for the show to take that I wasn't expecting. Sarah 19:00 Don't need to keep watching it either, but I was utterly charmed by Thad Castle, and by Richson's commitment. And I was considering checking out Reacher. My husband is a big reader of the books and just refuses to treat with any other medium in which Reacher appears. So I'd have to do it on my own. I don't think the performance is probably very similar, but I was like, okay, like this is someone who understands how he looks and his capabilities and is going to paint to the edges of the canvas. With that. And I appreciate that. I laughed a bunch of times. It was fine. It should be a web series, though. Or should have been. Or Adult Swim. Shorter. Tara 19:43 Yeah. Dave 19:43 It's weird seeing the pre-working-out-a-lot reacher here. Tara 19:48 Yeah. Dave 19:49 With his not three times the muscle mass as we eventually see him in reacher. He works out a lot. And you can tell. Sarah 19:57 His head is definitely the same size. Dave 20:00 Yes. He actually has a neck. Tara 20:03 He's not as wide here as he is in. Dave 20:06 In our timeline that. Tara 20:08 Is for sure. Dave 20:09 Yeah and. Tara 20:10 It is a shame that he's i mean i do think he's good as reacher and i like the show for what it is but he doesn't get to be as funny. Dave 20:16 In it. Tara 20:16 As he is here for sure. Dave 20:18 Yeah that was a part of the appeal of this episode which is like you get a sense that he actually has comedy chops which you get a little bit of that dry just sort of like macho guy punches somebody else in the head type of stuff in reacher but you don't really get it to this extent. I was like, all right, that's good. I mean, you should try to get some more roles like that. Tara 20:35 It's true. I mean, and it's a big reversal from when we saw him in New Girl, which I believe was after this, playing a guy with a micropenis. Really different approach to the role. The poster at the end is of a professional, well-lit studio photograph. So it would have been funny to see a tag of the guys showing up at a studio to be like, here's what we need. And the photographer would be like, okay. I also don't know what the poster achieves for the guys in the back line because we don't see their penises at all and wouldn't. That's Blue Mountain State's dick pic episode. A pleasant surprise, I think we can all agree. Dave 21:14 Just like dick pics. Tara 21:15 Just like dick pics. Sarah 21:18 Yes. Speaking of pleasant surprises. Dave 21:24 It's time for the Ask EHG segment and it's not a surprise, but it sure is pleasant. Let's listen to more of that beautiful theme. I was trying to find the actual boing clip from the McDonald's commercial, but I failed. All right, guys, this is a pre-tape. So we're going to just jump right into your questions for us. First one is from Millsnack. They ask, which show would make a good little golden book? Tara. Tara 22:02 Severance. Okay. Dave 22:05 All right. Tara 22:06 I just want to see those characters like in little cartoon form, you know. Sarah 22:10 The easy answer is Bluey, and I'm glad I looked it up first and saw that they already did this for Bluey, which is adorable and perfect. So I'm going to go with Reservation Dogs. They could probably do a whole series. Each character gets one, but I would start with Willie Jack's Two Spirits. Dave. Dave 22:27 Mine is Breaking Bad. You just changed meth to a lemonade stand and killing people to them running home crying. And then also Gus Fring doesn't explode, just does that cartoon tea kettle out of the ears thing. And you have your book. Sarah 22:41 Okay, great. Dave 22:42 Jovial gent. The war devil in Chainsaw Man can transform whole states into a weapon physically. So pick a state to transform into a weapon and describe what it looks like and what abilities it gives its user. All right, you got all that, Sarah? Tara 23:01 Yeah. Sarah 23:02 Yeah, I didn't overthink this. There are a lot of states shaped like guns. That seemed like kind of a boring answer. I went with one shaped like a troll hammer, namely Oklahoma. It acts like a troll hammer and gives its user the ability to hammer trolls. Tara 23:19 Dave. Dave 23:20 Yeah, I considered Colorado as a trap door. And then like you fall into a pit. Sarah 23:25 Oh, that's fun. Dave 23:26 Uh-huh. I went in the end with the main rabbit, the manor rabbit. We all hide in the main rabbit left at the gates of our sworn enemy as a gift. Once inside, we jump out of the rabbit and lay waste to the city from within. Tara 23:41 Rhode Island becomes a mini baseball bat like you get as a giveaway at a game. And it lets the user give enemies little splinters. Dave 23:50 All right. Radish Cake, pick a random co-host and tell us one cool thing you know about them that you think most people don't know. I'm going to say this one, Tara doesn't like it out there, but I think it's been a while since we reminded people that the United States of Tara was named after Tara. Tara 24:06 Well, yeah, sort of. Dave 24:07 The Tara. Came from Tara area. Tara 24:08 Yes. Dave 24:09 Yes. Tara, what's your answer? Tara 24:11 Dave did roller derby for longer than you would probably guess in two different U.S. states. Dave 24:17 True. Tara 24:18 Sarah. Sarah 24:18 Tara's bad tea novel is still extremely funny. This middle school magnum dopus was published in 2002 with Tara's present day, then commentary. To this day, someone exclaiming about vitamins just absolutely wrecks me in the worst but also best possible way. And I reread it yesterday preparing for this episode. And the description of the brother's funeral casket outfit is just deranged. It's so good. Tara 24:52 Mistakes were made. Sarah 24:54 You can still buy it on Amazon, and I suggest everyone do so. Brilliant. Tara 24:57 Oh, man. Dave 24:58 Learning a lot about Tara today. Raphael, is there a superstition that you do without thinking? For example, I just threw salt over both shoulders following a little spill. Tara. Tara 25:09 I think just bless you when people sneeze. That's kind of it. Sarah. Sarah 25:13 I definitely do that salt one, although it has to be right hand over left shoulder. I also, before I pick up a coin that I see on the ground, I have to check if it's tails up on the ground, it stays and knocking wood has to be actual wood unless there's an unavailable particle board does not count. Then I have to use my head. Dave 25:30 I never considered saying bless you a superstition. I mean, obviously it is, but in my usage, just the way it was used when I was a kid, I just thought it was the polite thing to say. So I never really use it as a superstition. I don't really know if I have any. Like my dad was superstitious, weirdly, given all his beliefs, but he was weirdly superstitious about folklore-y things. I don't know if I have. Tara, do you notice anything? Sarah 25:53 What if you're crossing railroad tracks in the car? What happens? Dave 25:56 Uh, I just cross them. Sarah 25:57 Oh. You don't put both hands on the roof? No. Dave 26:01 If anything, that's what you don't want to do. Sarah 26:04 I'm surprised you're alive, Dave. Dave 26:06 You want the most reactive form of yourself. Hands on the wheel. Tara 26:10 Yeah. Sarah 26:10 Okay. Well, then you have to lift both feet. It's one or the other. Dave 26:13 Okay. Learning a lot about Sarah. Sarah 26:15 You're going to die. I'm trying to help you. Tara 26:18 I should clarify. I don't say bless you because I actually think, you know, your spirit is at risk of falling out of your body. It's just a reflex. But I can't think of any. I don't think you have any. Sarah 26:28 Dates from the Black Death. That's why they started doing it, because they assumed if you sneezed, you would be dead soon from Black Plague. Tara 26:34 I don't think you have any. You're pretty skeptical. Dave 26:36 Not down with that nonsense. Tara 26:38 No. Sarah 26:38 Well, wait, wait, wait, wait. Main podcast. Dave 26:42 Oh, that's true. Tara 26:44 Yeah, that's true. Dave 26:45 Before we start the podcast, we have a sequence of audio clips that we have to hear in the right order. Otherwise, we'll have technical problems. That's a good one. I forgot about that one. Tara 26:54 Good call, Sarah. Dave 26:55 Yeah. All right. Fine. Dr. Calhoun, after the rousing success of electricity enthusiast Dracula, TV studios are looking for the next public domain character to update. Give Netflix some ideas to steal by updating a public domain character. All right. That is your task. Sarah, what is your answer? Sarah 27:13 Well, it's not exactly no strings to use this character. I admit I don't exactly understand the distinction here. But the character I have in mind is technically in the public domain, but also trademarked in some of his iterations. That said, the company that owns the trademarks killed this pantsless mofo off entirely during the Super Bowl and then resurrected him a few years ago, so I think they would be able to roll with Shellraiser, a behind-the-music-style mockumentary series about Mr. Peanut. Dave 27:45 I want a more fun version of Monarch Legacy of Monsters, where Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox are North America's first line of defense back in the frontier days. So there's K-Jews or whatever they call them, the giant monsters, but they're all period appropriate. They all have that old-timey feel. So like a giant squid comes out of the coast and is laying waste to San Francisco or whatever back in the day, but it has a giant monocle. Tara 28:09 Yeah. Sarah 28:10 Uh-huh. Dave 28:10 And it sort of looks like a woodcut. Tara 28:12 Yeah. Sarah 28:12 Oh, there's Mr. Peanut again. Crossover event time. Dave 28:15 That's right. Mr. Peanut comes in. He's the big boss. Tara 28:20 Elnora from A Girl of the Limberlost is now a teen collecting rare butterflies and mobs to make the case that a nearby swamp is home to so many species, so many important species that the town cannot build a data center on it. Dave 28:35 Erica, you're speaking about octopi. Eric, your octopus friend, what story song tells the weirdest story? I wrote this out, and then I thought we must have had this question before, because I believe I gave this answer before in the podcast, but here we go anyways. My choice is a song called Get Em Out By Friday from the 1972 Genesis album Foxtrot. It is exactly as old as I am. It is written by Peter Gabriel, and it is a song about Winklers. Do you know what Winklers are? Winklers is a British term given to landlords who use skeezy methods to evict low-rent tenants. stick and carrot. They'll like offer you a little bit to stay and then they'll jack up the rent and all this sort of stuff in effort to sort of just get more for their inventory. So the song has a whole bunch of different characters, each Gabriel singing them differently. There is the tenant in peril, Mrs. Barrow, the Winkler, sort of enforcer that is working for a corporation, John Pebble. And then there is the Styx Corporation, which is the money behind it all. So they're buying up all the apartment blocks. They give Mrs. Barrow some money to move. And as soon as she moves, they jack up the rent where she moved to. And then there is a passage of time from 1972 to the future in 2012, where an organization only known as Genetic Control puts out a decree that humanoids can now only be four feet in height, no more, so they can fit more people in their buildings. Tara 30:03 Oh, my God. Sarah 30:04 Wow. Dave 30:05 Get them up by Friday. Tara 30:06 Miniature white vibes. Yep. Sarah 30:07 Mm-hmm. Tara 30:08 I have two. I may be the only one who thinks Frida Payne's song, Band of Gold, is about a woman realizing too late that she married a gay guy, just based on context clues. Because, you know, lines like, and love me like you tried before seems very telling. Or, you know, it's about her being alone on the wedding night. But I'm also going to give a shout out to One Piece at a Time by Johnny Cash, which is about someone building a car out of one stolen piece, one stolen car park at a time. Dave 30:35 Yeah. Tara 30:36 Sarah. Sarah 30:36 I will also shout out Dolly Parton's The Bridge, which is not so much weird as Dark as Hell, but my real answer is Bob Dylan's Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues, which is a sort of murder ballad, but like about corporate malfeasance in the Peter Gabriel Genesis song Bane. There was this... Nick ferry to bear mountain. They like double oversold the tickets. It sank. It was like triangle shirt waist levels of horror and not until Bob Dylan did a talking blues about it. Did anyone really remember this? But then his delivery of it is very funny and plays up the slapstick aspects of this boat, like not being designed to hold twice as many people and immediately sinking. It's a weird one. It's a weird song about a terrible story. Tara 31:29 I got one more along those lines. It's July 6th by John and Mary, which is also about a true story of a horrible fire at a circus where everybody died except one little girl. And they tried in newspapers all across the country to figure out who she was, and they never found out. No one came forward to claim her. And that was a story I first heard in the Book of Lists, or read in the Book of Lists, rather. And it chilled me to my bone as a kid. And then when I realized what the song was about, it chilled me again. Dave 31:58 Oh, I forgot the capper to that song. The last line of the song is St. Peter talking to the guy that managed to make a lot of money shrinking people. And he's like, you did a good job making money, but don't forget about the church. Give them some. Sarah 32:12 How long is this song? Dave 32:14 It's eight and a half minutes. Tara 32:15 Oh, my God. Sarah 32:16 Oh, there you go. Dave 32:16 There's another song from the same album that's 24 minutes long. It's called Suffer's Ready. Tara 32:21 All right. Dave 32:21 That is their magnum opus. That's the one everybody knows if you're a fan. But that one's a straightforward 24 retelling of a modern apocalypse. This one is weird. There's also the concept album called Lamb Lies Down on Broadway, which is the whole story that's so weird and fucked up. You don't know if it's a dream or not that Stanley Kubrick was circling around it for a little bit to make a movie out of it, which tells you how weird it probably seemed. Okay, enough of that. Dixon Chance. Rob Reiner once said, if I ever win the Nobel Peace Prize, the headlines would say, Meathead wins Nobel. What nickname from the Television Without Pity days do you wish would be so widely adopted it would haunt the relevant actor forever? Tara 33:00 I couldn't think of any nicknames that any of our writers gave to actors that I hoped would still haunt them to this day. Like, you know, it doesn't really make sense to call Bradley Cooper Willidge Idiot now. Sarah 33:12 He was on my short list. Tara 33:15 We should still be calling Anthony Stewart Head Ripper because that's just cool. Sarah. Sarah 33:21 I don't really need anyone from Alias Haunted, I guess, Willidge Idiot. But yeah, I feel like if anyone were going to have a sense of humor about like spy daddy wins Nobel, it would be Victor Garber. So I also I also went with the Regina Rouge nickname. Dave. Dave 33:38 Yeah, this is not answering the question directly, but I will use my time here just to put an appeal out there to the universe to give Keckler the recognition she deserves for creating the word chef test. Tara 33:49 Yes. Dave 33:50 Which was adopted by the show. And they just are like, oh, we'll take this. Yoink. Sarah 33:55 Yeah. And then they bought us to shut us up. Didn't work. Dave 33:58 That's right. That's true. I guess they, in the end, they did buy the rights. Sarah 34:01 That's the money you're for. Dave 34:02 I never thought of it that way. Jovial Gent, what is your favorite Lenny Briscoe quote? Oh, Sarah D. Bunting, we only have about another half hour to spare. So, you know, manage your time. Sarah 34:14 Yeah. It's tough to go wrong with one of the myriad. Sounds like my second ex-wives. But the delivery on New Hampshire, I spent a year there one weekend, is a fucking Hall of Famer. we have no choice but to stan or to len dave. Dave 34:29 The perp, what's the charge? Briscoe, no charge. This one's on us. Sarah 34:32 I like that one too. That was good. Tara 34:34 Considered that. I also liked Home Alone as a movie, not an alibi. But my actual answer is one so good, they put it in promos for WeTV, which is, I got ties older than him regarding his new partner, Ray Curtis. Sarah 34:48 Couple of pairs of shoes too. Dave 34:51 Last question for us comes from Diatho. Would you rather never have wet socks or always have the shower be at the perfect temperature for the duration of said shower. I don't have a problem with wet socks. Wet sock episodes are few and far between. I live in a place that doesn't have snow, doesn't get a ton of rain unless it rains a lot, making up for it every three years, and then suddenly your house is flooded. So for me, it's just got to go the law of averages. And I want consistent shower temperatures because I rarely have wet socks. So easy choice for me. Tara. Tara 35:23 I mean, I want my socks to be wet sometimes, like when they're in the washing machine. I assume this isn't what he meant. But yes, I agree with you. Not to brag. My socks are rarely wet. I guess this is maybe a problem parents have where they're walking around in their sock feet and then they step in a puddle of, they hope, milk or water or whatever. Dave 35:40 Sir, wet socks or shower. Sarah 35:43 Shower. Also, if you have wet socks, just take them off and put some dry ones on. Dave 35:49 If we all pick shower, then what we should do is have the other person in your house gleefully flush the toilet as you shower, knowing that it won't affect the temperature whatsoever. Damon has your Ask Ask EHG question. What's a sound effect that would instantly transport you to a particular episode of a particular show? You hear it? Oh, yeah, that's the one. What's your answer? Go to the Ask Ask EHG channel on Discord. Put your answer there. Or if you are not on Discord, it's easy to get on, though. But if you're not and you don't want to, you can also email me, david at cole.fy. Dave 36:23 It is time for the extra extra hot great tiny cannon presenting today is Tara. Tara 36:29 Hello. When you think of the MTV show jackass, you probably think of the physical stunts its stars endured. Getting a baby alligator clamped to a nipple, letting small children test an athletic supporter with hard kicks to the crotch, wearing a bikini made of bees. I'm not going to say that I'm not here for those because I most assuredly am. But for our first Jackass Tiny Cannon submission, I want to honor the show's comedy with an improvised sketch about a field trip to Connecticut. Flip one. So we've driven five hours from Philadelphia. Should have taken us three, Jamie. And we're in Connecticut and we're looking for my anus. Tara 37:08 Part of me wishes the viewer could have been there the moment Johnny Knoxville found out there is a town in Connecticut called my anus. but I understand part of what makes this segment work is that it is not overstay its welcome. Even though we aren't there to see Johnny Knoxville find out about my anus, we are here for this clip two. Is my anus a big place? Well, I've never been there. I. Sarah 38:38 Goldberg, I believe, has a house up here. Oh, I just love Whoopi Goldberg. That's cool. A lot of wealthy people in My Anus. I wish I could live here. You don't live in My Anus? Tara 38:48 I live just outside of... Yeah, I commute into the small town. You commute to My Anus. Wow. The My Anus sketch has one and a half ideas, which are list things that are or could be in My Anus, repeat until it stops being funny, then comes back around to being hilarious. I still remember the first time I saw this piece of video. We watched it with my sister when she lived with us at the time. And when I was writing this last night, I sent her the clip and asked if she remembered it. And she did, even though this was in the early 2000s. I've subsequently watched this so many times. I think I could ape Johnny Locksville's delivery on, when you know it, there's a general store in my anus. And there's a little Jack Russell Terrier in my anus. It doesn't matter if astronomers want you to call the planet Uranus. We'll always have my anus. Dave 39:32 Thank you, Tara. Sarah D. Bunting, start us off. Sarah 39:34 I pass my anus many times a year. I pass through my anus, which the rich people like it's a sort of not suburb, but it's like a sub community of Greenwich, Connecticut. Tara 39:48 Oh, OK. Sarah 39:48 Exit five on 95. So you kind of have no choice but to see my anus on your way to the Cape and other points north. And I thought this was Conan and I had forgotten it was jackass. I had forgotten the man on the street interviews about life in my anus and how obliviously all the Myanians seem to go along with it. Like, brown trout did not register for this person. Okay. Of course, I remember the Jack Russell, but I had forgotten his coochie-coo tone of voice while he's petting. Tara 40:21 Yeah. Sarah 40:22 The Jack Russell Terrier in my anus. This really could have gone on way too long, especially on this show, which you would think would drag it out for like 10 minutes and then find a muddy sinkhole. to look at at the edge of town. It is really quite restrained. To say this about a jackass sketch is bizarre, but it's exactly the right length. As you said, they just repeat it enough times that you're like, uh-huh, and then it just starts being funny again. Cuts are perfect. It really is good. It is a classic. I'm shocked that it's not in the tiny canon already. I hope that there is room for my anus therein. Dave. Dave 41:00 This feels like a whatever, like a reel or a TikTok would be today. Like it is cut very quickly. It has a lot of little jokes and then it's over. And Tara, you're right. It goes from funny to okay, okay. And then circles back through volume in my anus. I don't like it as much as Tara does, but I don't think anybody does. And it's worth saying that, yes, it is puerile. I was surprised it didn't. I don't think the jackass guys are homophobic, but there is a line that I feel they don't usually cross over, which is it kind of could feel that way. You know what I mean? Just by the one where so-and-so is pumping my anus or whatever like that. It is matter-of-factly presented. It doesn't seem they would care if that was a gay person or not. You know what I mean? Like, it just is matter of factly presented. And that, again, for the time is laudable. Yeah. You know, the portrayal and acceptance of gay storylines in our entertainment at this time was gay panic with rising star of acceptance, I think, is where we're at. So I thought that was laudable as well in a weird way. Tara 42:11 Yeah, I think as time has gone on and the franchise has continued through the movies, I think they've definitely embraced like the homosociality of their of what they do. And I think are like very like examples of positive masculinity. Again, like we were saying about Blue Mountain State that we would not necessarily expect from where they start. Dave 42:34 Yeah. Sarah 42:34 Yeah. Dave 42:35 No, I agree. Tara 42:36 And I'll also say, just in case you think that Johnny Knoxville has grown up too much, his daughter, Madison Clapp, is a real estate agent here in Austin, and he bought her a billboard, and we'll link to this in the show notes, that says, the Clapp you want, Madison Clapp, real estate agent, with her phone number. He's still Johnny. Dave 42:56 All right. Shall we put this to the vote, Sarah D. Bunting? Sarah 42:58 Yes. Dave 42:59 What say you? Sarah 43:00 The democratic process arrives in my anus. It is a yes for me. Dave 43:06 I'm going to say yes as well. So field trip to Connecticut from Jackass. You are hereby inducted into the extra hot, great, tiny sketch cannon. Dave 43:27 All right, it is time for our Not Quite Top 11 list. I will go first. It was prophesied a few episodes ago. It is time for the Not Quite Top 18 UK TV show titles that sound like art descriptors. Cut for time in episode 404. Here we go. And enjoy the Hail Britannia music in the background. I'm going to assume it will magically appear. Upstairs, Downstairs. Beast Enders. Antiques, Roadshow. Great British Bake Off. Rising Damp. Blast of the Summer Wine. Sarah 44:03 Cracker. Dave 44:06 Night Manager. The Inbetweeners. Sath Letts Flats. Black Doves. After the Flood. Shetland. Poldark. Open All Hours. And the one else giggling out for about 25 minutes earlier today. BBC News at 6. All right, Sarah D. Bunting, not quite top 11 list, please. Sarah 44:38 Oh, for your delectation, not quite 11 NFL quarterbacks in reverse order of the success of their television commercials. Number 10, Brett Favre for CopperFit. That this is the level of high on the daytime basic cable dial sponsor he can manage really tells you a lot. Tells you more than his monotone delivery. God knows. Number nine, Doug Flutie for Nugenics. The total T of it all is embarrassing enough, but if there's a Mrs. Flutie, she needs to tell Dougie it's time not to have that haircut. It's been half a century. Number eight, Patrick Mahomes for State Farm. Makes Steph Curry look like Richard Burton. Number seven, Matt Stafford for AT&T. Not exactly a naturalistic performance, but he had a sense of humor about himself, and he had helped me win my fantasy football league in the past. Otherwise, he'd be further down. Sarah 45:34 Number six, Jim McMahon for Taco Bell. The very end, he goes back to rub his butt print off the hood of a cop car he was sitting on. Nice bit of business. Number five, Tom Brady for the NFL on Fox. There's only so high I could put this. The ad is really funny and plays to his strengths in a way his actual commentary during the games notoriously does not. He is not good at it. Number four, Joe Montana for Guinness. The used to be a tennis player. Sure, kid. Exchange is pretty good. I like the good things come to those who wait one. He's not the best actor, but he has a quiet authority that really works for the brand. Number three, Terry Bradshaw for Frito-Lay. His willingness to be literally the butt of the joke in the group chat ad with Dion and Michael Irvin plays really well. That and the massive Tostitos boxer shorts that I kind of want. Sarah 46:27 Number two, Joe Namath for Beauty Mist Pantyhose. I know, but the present-day reverse mortgage spots are creepy and sad. Broadway Joe really did used to be hot. This ad is your proof. And number one, Peyton Manning for Nationwide. The delivery of chicken parm you taste so good is a Hall of Famer just like its author. Tara 46:49 Tara. Inspired by our lead topic today, I have brought the not-quite-top-11 most memorably-controversial works of TV portraiture. Sarah 46:59 Oh, no. Tara 47:00 Counted down from least to most scandalous. Number 10, from NewsRadio, Jimmy with a handlebar mustache that tanked his presidential campaign. Dave 47:10 Yep. Tara 47:10 Number nine, as unsuccessfully pitched for the canon from The King of Queens, the passive-aggressively unflattering oil painting of Carrie and Doug. Sarah 47:18 Yeah, that's good. That was good. Dave 47:20 That was absolutely the best part of that episode. Tara 47:22 Number eight, from Taskmaster, what is it, Dave? Dave 47:25 Oh, um... I don't know. Tara 47:28 It's Rod Gilbert's cheesecake shot of Greg as seen in every episode that Rod Gilbert was in. Dave 47:34 Of course. Tara 47:34 Number seven from Frasier, the accidental upskirt shot of Daphne that made it into the newspaper. Number six from Seinfeld, Elaine's Christmas card with her nipple showing. Number five from The Simpsons, Marge's nude painting of Mr. Burns about which one visitor says he's bad, but he'll die. So I like it. number four from friends the nude polaroid of monica that joey found because chandler and were just bad at having a secret affair number three from dawson's creek it's gotta be joey's nude sketch of jack that touched off the question of who fucked i could have kept going but that was enough number two platonic the law firm partner portrait sylvia accidentally damages in exhaustion and gets repaired by a painter who gives the partner a dick nose and finally number one what is it dave i don't know it's a recent edition from dtf st louis it's floyd's youthful playgirl pics and the other related materials that detective homer finds in his research like indiana no portrait of amanda oh that's not controversial it's just i mean it's. Sarah 48:56 Controversial that you want a copy of it to hang in your own home. Tara 48:59 Well actually. Sarah 48:59 That's not controversial either. Tara 49:01 Exactly so that's number one that's my list speaking. Sarah 49:04 Of controversial do you know what time it is. Tara 49:06 Oh is. Dave 49:07 It surprise game time by the sounds of it yeah. Sarah 49:23 Hello, grandpas. Welcome. We're glad you're here. You did miss a bunch of stuff. We talked about weird story songs. We talked about superstitious reflexes. We shared our fave Lenny Briscoe quotes. It was almost an hour of fun and secret intel, and we would love to have you along for the weekend ride going forward. Bump up that pledge. You get another full show every week. Always new. But for now, we are psyched that you are here for a game time about something old. It's called NCC-1701-CV. The first part of that is, of course, the Federation call sign, I guess, for the Enterprise. And this is a game about William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy's acting CVs outside of Star Trek, the original series. I meant to get this one together a few weeks ago. Events interceded since both men were born at the end of March. but better late. And instead of celebrating their birthdays, we will celebrate David T. Coles with a Star Trek game. Dave 50:23 Hooray. Sarah 50:24 Here's how it works. It is very simple. I will name a television program. Tara or Dave will tell me whether William Shatner guest starred on it at some point. Leonard Nimoy guest starred on it at some point. Both of them did or neither of them did. Dave 50:40 Oh no. Okay. Sarah 50:41 For example, Futurama. Was Shatner a guest star? Was Nimoy? Was it both? Or was it neither? Dave 50:48 It was both. Sarah 50:49 It was both. You get two shots at each question. If you guess correctly on the. Sarah 50:54 First try, it is two points. On the next try, it is one point. No steel meals or any of that. The winner will receive a vintage Star Trek novelty of my selection. Sorry. In advance, I'm sorry. We have 12 questions and one tiebreaker. I randomized the F out of the list of shows, so don't try to look for patterns. There aren't any that are intentional. I will keep score, but T-Bone, if you wouldn't mind scoring alongside me, appreciate it. Let's do it. Picky, who will begin? We will start with David. All right. Excellent. Dave 51:33 Okay. Sarah 51:34 Are we ready? Tara 51:35 Yes, ma'am. Dave 51:36 I am ready. Sarah 51:36 David T. Cole, Dick Cavett Show. This aired from 1968 to 1988. Was William Shatner on it at any point? Was Nimoy? Were both of them? Was neither of them? Dave 51:49 Oh, man. Talk show right off the bat. That's tricky because I have never watched one second of Dick Cavett Show, but he was a talk show host for a long time. So I'm going to play the odds and say both of them. Tara 52:03 Wow. That's what I would have said. Sarah 52:04 So you got them singly and you've got neither left. Dave 52:08 Oh, I see. More guesses. Well, if it's a single, it's a crapshoot again. I'll just kind of say none. Sarah 52:17 Correct. For one point, neither of them appeared on the Dick Cavett show, which seems like a shame. Tara 52:23 Yeah, they both were authors in that time. Dave 52:25 Yeah. Sarah 52:26 And singers. Let us not forget. Tara 52:28 Sure. Sarah 52:28 All right. To Tara for her first question. Famous original Perry Mason. Shatner? nimoy both or neither both shatner. Dave 52:43 Oh, no. Sarah 52:44 I know. It was Leonard Nimoy only on famous original Perry Mason. Dave 52:51 I would have put money on Shatner for that. It just seems like a Shatner sort of thing. Sarah 52:55 Some of these really are a little surprising, even to me looking at this list. Back to Dave for Police Squad! Exclamation point. Shatner, Nimoy, both, or neither on Police Squad. Dave 53:08 I went through Police Squad episodes to find something about a year ago. I was trying to find the, you got something on your face, tiny. Tara 53:16 That's right. Sarah 53:17 Tiny cannon. Sure. Dave 53:19 So I scrubbed through most of them. I don't remember either of them on there, but it feels like the kind of show that would definitely tap into that. Although Star Trek at the time wasn't quite the pop culture punchline. I'm going to say neither. Tara 53:35 Whoa. Sarah 53:37 So you've got each one or both still a point available for P-Squad. Dave 53:41 Yeah, all right. I don't think it was both. I think I would have remembered one or the other. More likely. Boy, that's a tough call. I mean, we all know Shatner today as like, you know, is it Tuesday? I'm there. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Nimoy. Sarah 54:04 Should have gone with your instinct. It was only Shatner on police squad. Dave 54:08 Do you know what he did? Sarah 54:09 I don't. Dave 54:10 I'm going to look it up. Okay, go ahead. Sarah 54:12 All right. While Tara is answering her second question, Little House on the Prairie, Shatner, Nimoy, both or neither? Tara 54:20 I feel like we recently learned that Shatner was in it as like some kind of huckster. I'll say Shatner. Sarah 54:29 Still a point on the board. Shatner, Nimoy, or both? Tara 54:33 Both? Sarah 54:36 Neither. Crazy. Back to Dave. Dave 54:40 All right, before we get into the question itself, I jogged my memory, and this is why I didn't remember Shatner in it. I forgot that the beginning of every episode starts with a famous person being killed that has nothing to do with the rest of the story. So here's Shatner. Sarah 54:55 Tonight's special guest star, William Shatner. Dave 55:04 And he's dead and that was his he's just he's just at a at a nice restaurant and he gets shot at the table and that's all we see of him for the episode nice okay manix dave oh man okay i am shatner. Sarah 55:16 Nimoy both or neither. Dave 55:18 I am 100 minus something sure that nimoy was on that So I will say both. Sarah 55:27 Still a point on the board. Dave 55:29 Yeah, well, I got to go true blue here and with my heart. And I would suspect that Nimoy was on it. If one of them was on it. Sarah 55:38 Only Shatner was on Mannix. Dave 55:40 Exactly the opposite of what I thought. Sarah 55:42 Back to Tara, The Outer Limits, the early 60s version that aired from 1962 to 64. Four, Outer Limits, Shatner, Nimoy, both or neither? Tara 55:56 Let me know they both did. Well, I won't say it because it might come up later. I guess I'll just say both. Sarah 56:02 All right, for two points. Tara 56:03 Yay, I'm on the board. Sarah 56:05 Back to Dave. Dave 56:06 Yep. Sarah 56:06 Mission Impossible. Mission Impossible. Dave 56:10 I know Nimoy was absolutely on Mission Impossible. Was Shatner. Did they hate each other at this point? And Nimoy's like, no. This is pre-Star Trek, I think, so probably not. I'm going to say just Nimoy. Sarah 56:28 For Mission Impossible, just Nimoy? Dave 56:31 All right. Well, then both. Sarah 56:34 Correct. For one point. They were both on Mission Impossible. I guess I should have noted earlier, a both answer should not be read as implying that they were on at the same time, just that they were both on it at some point. Back to Tara, and then we'll do a score break. Famous original, The Fugitive from the 60s. The Fugitive. Shatner, Nimoy, both or neither? Tara 56:58 Neither. Sarah 57:00 Still a point available. Tara 57:02 Anymore. Sarah 57:05 Alas, only Shatner. Only Shatner did the fugitive. Can we have a score break, please? Tara 57:11 Yeah, I think we're tied with two. Tied at two each. Sarah 57:16 All right. Sounds right. Dave 57:18 That's the confidence court keeping we like to hear. Sarah 57:22 Sure. Right. Still anybody's game as we go back to Dave with the love boat. Oh, boy. Dave 57:32 Love Boat seems tailor-made for Shatner, and it was the 70s, so post-Star Trek, these guys were just slumming it, doing their one thing here and there. Oh, I'm tempted to... I'm going to give this one to both. God damn it. Sarah 57:53 Was not both, but there's still a point available for you. Dave 57:58 You gotta be mad if it's neither. I'm gonna go Shatner. Tara 58:01 Oh, no. Sarah 58:02 You're gonna be mad it's neither. Tara 58:05 That's crazy. Sarah 58:06 I know. Shocking that Shatner was never on it. Shocking. And an oversight, in my opinion. All right, back to Tara with the Carol Burnett Show. Carol Burnett Show. Shatner, Nimoy, both or neither? Tara 58:22 Would they have both come on for a Star Trek sketch? I'll say both. Sarah 58:28 Still a point available. Tara 58:30 Shatner. Sarah 58:33 This is wild to me, but only Leonard Nimoy was on the Carol Burnett show. Don't get it. One question left. I think we're still tied in two. Okay. We can do this, everyone. Dave 58:47 Okay. Sarah 58:48 Back to Dave for your last question. Rowan and Martin's laughing. Oh, Jesus. Shatner, Nimoy, both or neither. Dave 58:59 What year was laughing? That's like end of 60s, early 70s, I think. Maybe. Maybe just early 70s. I think that's too early. Let's go. What have I not answered? I feel like this is a crapshoot. I feel like my reasoning has been flippity-floppity, this whole thing. So I'm going to answer the opposite of what I think and say just Nimoy. Sarah 59:22 Correct! Tara 59:22 For two points! Good job. Dave 59:26 All right. Sarah 59:27 Yeah, don't go with your gut, I guess. But, Tara, you could tie this up. Tara 59:32 Okay. Sarah 59:33 Last question. Dragnet. Dave 59:35 In this original Dragnet. Sarah 59:38 Shat, Moy, both, or neither? Tara 59:42 Neither. Sarah 59:44 Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. Tara 59:47 Okay. Only Nimoy. Sarah 59:53 Correct. String of Nimoy's here at the end That leaves us with a final score Of David T. Cole 4 And Tar-Ariano 3 Good job Dave More difficult than I thought I do have the tiebreaker Should we play it through And then you can have a steel meal To do whatever you like with, Okay, here's how this is going to work. Honor system. I'm going to read the name of the show. You're going to raise your hand when you're ready to answer. If you both get it correct, then you each get a steel meal. And if neither of you gets it correct, then neither of you gets a steel meal. Et cetera. Ready? Tara 1:00:35 Yep. Sarah 1:00:36 All right. Let me know when you're ready. Star Trek colon The Next Generation. Dave 1:00:41 Oh, Star Trek The Next Generation. Oh, boy. I'm going to revoke. Sarah 1:00:47 Taurus says she's ready. Taurus says she's ready. Dave 1:00:49 What am I going to do? Okay. I'm pretty sure Shatner doesn't cross paths with Picard until Generations, the movie. Nimoy. Oh, crap. I'm going to say... Okay. I'm also ready. Sarah 1:01:06 Okay. David T. Cole, your answer. Dave 1:01:08 Okay. Sorry, Star Trek people. I'm unsure of this. I'm pretty sure Shatner did not go on. next generation. So I'm just going to say this is a Sarah D. Bunting and trick question and it's neither. Sarah 1:01:21 Huh. Tara 1:01:22 I don't want to match you. I was also going to say neither. So instead, I'm going to say Nimoy. Sarah 1:01:27 Tara is correct and receives a steel mill. Only Nimoy. Tara 1:01:31 What did he do? Sarah 1:01:32 Crazy Nimoy. Tara 1:01:33 Huh. Dave 1:01:34 Oh, right. He was in unification. Of course. I'm dumb. Sarah 1:01:39 What was Nimoy doing on the Carol Burnett show? Someone's got a force on us with some of this shit. That's all I'm saying. Dave 1:01:46 Spock's surprise visit to the Carol Burnett show. Of course. Tara 1:01:49 Oh, great. Makes sense. Sarah 1:01:52 Right. Dave 1:01:57 Thank you, Sarah. Well, guys, that is it for this episode of Extra, Extra Hot Great. We attended Blue Mountain State for April's fourth inning pool before answering your burning ass ESG questions like what TV show is ready for its little golden book version and wet socks or hot showers. Tara put my anus in the tiny cannon. We gave you three not quite top 11 lists and wrap that all up with Sarah's Star Trek game time. Remember... We're listening. I am David Teagle, and on behalf of Tara Arianna... Tara 1:02:35 What do I want my penis to say? Dave 1:02:37 And Sarah D. Bunting. Sarah 1:02:39 Yes, Lardass. Thank you. Dave 1:02:42 Thanks for listening, and we'll see you next time right here on Extra Extra A Crip.