ABC Afterschool Special Mini-Draft

The ABC Afterschool Specials taught at least a generation and a half about capital-I issues, everything from teen pregnancy to coping with stepparents to starting your own business as a fourth-grader to struggling with your sexuality. Did it do a GREAT job with these lessons all the time? No…but a generation and a half of schoolteachers thanked them for their yeoman service as said teachers skived off to the lounge for a couple Newports — and a number of the efforts were iconic. Today, your panel is doing a mini-draft of the MOST iconic Afterschool Specials — three apiece. You, Patreon supporters, will vote on who has the best line-up, and we’ll all learn a very important lesson about very important lessons.