Putting On Rose-Colored Glasses For Elle

Legally Blonde extends its franchise with Elle, a Prime Video series kicking off in the titular character’s junior year of high school; we tell you whether it left us in the pink, or if we’re preparing to sue. Ask EHG has us answering, among other things, what our favorite Billy Joel songs are and which piece of media would be most hilariously improved by adding a Furby. Sarah pitches Ben Stone’s “Oh my gyahd” from Law & Order for the Tiny Line Delivery Canon. We present three all-new Not Quite Top 11 Lists. Finally, Dave dares us to get psychological by identifying five shows that respectively meet each of the five goals in Maslow’s Hierarchy Of Needs. Turn off that Nirvana vinyl — just for now — and listen to us!