The Scarpetta Post-Mortem

Prime Video’s Scarpetta, based on the book series, is about a Chief Medical Examiner who might prefer dead bodies to her troubled family members; we discuss whether it had to do so much so fast, and so exhaustingly. Ask EHG invites us to consider (among other things) the fashion trends we’d like to come back and what show we’d pick for a Kraft Macaroni & Cheese TV tie-in. Sean pitches SNL‘s Kristen Stewart-driven Totino’s Pizza Rolls commercial parody for, naturally, the Tiny Commercial Parody Canon. We name the week’s Not Quite Winners and Losers; Stephanie puts the latest season of Love Is Blind on the Green Screen; and we wrap up with an Extra Credit on the items we would pack for Survivor. Put down your bone saw and listen!