Filling Five Bedrooms

This week sees the Peacock premiere of Five Bedrooms, an Australian dramedy in which a group of people who meet at the singles’ table at a wedding impetuously decide to pool their resources and buy a five-bedroom house together, changing their lives forever. Thus inspired, we’re putting five unrelated single TV characters at a wedding, explaining what would make each of them spontaneously decide to buy property with four strangers; and predict some of the housemate clashes and/or hookups that will ensue over the first probationary six months of their arrangement.